My other wife is beautiful.
My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home, as long as I don’t enjoy it.
My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
My wife says if I go fishing one more time she’s going to leave me. Gosh, I’m going to miss her.
My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. — P J O’Rourke
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honor de Balzac
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! — Al Bendy
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
--Wife flirting with the good-looking stranger on island--
A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island.
The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger.
The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch.
While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger yells,
“Hey! No naughty things on the beach! Get back to work!”
The husband yells back, “We’re not doing any naughty things!”
Later, the stranger yells out to them again. Again, the husband yells back and corrects him.
This happens several times during the stranger’s shift.
Finally, the husband’s takes his shift in the watch tower.
His wife and the good-looking stranger make passionate love on the beach.
The husband on watch exclaims, “Wow, it really does look like naughty from up here!”
