Little Johnny was playing in his room
when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce.
“Why Daddy?” asked a confused Little Johnny.
“Well, son” he explained,
“Your mother and I are no longer in love.”
Now more confused, Little Johnny asked,
“What does being in love mean?”
“Let me give you an example, son.
Love is when a husband rushes home from a long day at work to embrace and kiss his wife at the door.
Your mom and I have lost that love.”
“But Daddy, I see Mommy getting excited lots of times right when you come home,
so she must still be in love with you.”
“I don’t understand, son.
When has your mother recently been excited when I arrive home from work?”
“Well, sometimes when Mommy is still sleeping in bed with the neighbor,
and you pull into the driveway, she shouts at the top of her lungs, ‘My husband’s home! My husband’s home
--The madam opened the brothel door--
The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
“May I help you sir?” she asked.
The man replied, “I want to see Valerie.”
“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies perhaps you would prefer someone else”, said the madam.
He replied, “No, I must see Valerie.”
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $10,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive.
“There are no discounts.
The price is still $10,000.”
Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs after an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
--The madam opened the brothel door--
After their session, Valerie said to the man After their session, Valerie said to the man“No one has ever been with me three nights in a row.
Where are you from?”
The man replied, “St Louis.”
“Really,” she said.
“I have family in St Louis.”
“I know,” the man said.
“Your sister died, and I am her lawyer.
She asked me to give you your $30,000 inheritance.”
