Grandma funnies

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Funny Joke ‣ Unexpected End

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided...

Wife Was Preparing Breakfast.

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); The wife is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. The husband wanders in, still in his pyjamas. She...

The Florist Mixes Up Her Order

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Two female co-workers are chatting it up

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A blonde goes to work

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A man who’s wife was pregnant

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Joke of the day: A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck

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Story ‣ Cooking Lesson

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Girl Taunts Old Man

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A blonde wanted to sell her car

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A blonde who got a fishing rod

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A blonde and a redhead have a ranch

February 19, 2023

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Joe And Bob, Lived As Neighbours

February 18, 2023

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of...

AN OLD FRENCH LADY HAD A SMALL SHOP

February 18, 2023

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across...

The Picture Diet!

February 17, 2023

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Funny Joke : Damn Old Age

February 16, 2023

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Life Is Mutual

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Life Is Mutual

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A little girl asked her mother

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A little girl asked her mother

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and...

This Accident God’s Wish/part 2

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t...

This Accident God’s Wish

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The two were at the same table/part 2

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘Yes’ or did you...

The two were at the same table

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from...

A husband telephones his wife

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Funny Joke – Every spring part 2

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Funny Joke – Every spring

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Joke of the day: She did what he said part 2