After settling in, she decides to message her friend.
“Kate,” she wrote, “I finally moved out of that dingy old office and into a beautiful new one.”
Happy to hear this news, Kate orders a bouquet of flowers to send to Jenny's new location.
The next day, a bouquet of flowers shows up at the office with a tag attached that says, “Rest In Peace.”
Confused, Jenny calls up Kate and asks if she sent those flowers.
Kate explained that there must have been a mix-up at the florist, as her note said something entirely different.
Being rather annoyed, Kate calls the florist where she ordered the flowers from.
“We're so sorry,” said the lady on the other end
“We know you're upset but you need to understand.”
She continues, “We're also trying to deal with a funeral at the other side of town that just got a bouquet of flowers that says,…
‘It's about time you left that sh** hole and found somewhere decent.'”
--The Angry Nun Decided To Be Nice On Easter--
“What a wonderful Easter day! Today, I'm so happy, I'll even be nice to the nuns”, she said.
She went out of her room and saw a nun in the hall.
– Good morning, Sister Joanna! You look really beautiful today! And that shirt you're knitting is so pretty!
– Thanks, Mother
You look great too, but you got up on the wrong side of the bed, no?
The Mother Superior didn't like that comment, but she went ahead anyway
She saw another nun.
– Good morning, Sister Mary! You look really good! And that embroidery is looking amazing, congratulations!
– Thanks, Mother
You look beautiful, too
But it seems like you got up on the wrong side of the bed…
The Mother was furious, but she still kept doing that.
Every time she met a nun and greeted her, the nuns always told her the same thing.
So, when she reached the last nun, she was extremely irritated and she decided to make everything clearer.
– Good morning, Sister Lola! Please be honest with me: does it seem like I got up on the wrong side of the bed?
– Yes, Mother…
– Can you tell me why?
– Because you put on Father Anthony's slippers!
