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A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck.
When they died, God granted all of them one wish.
The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.”
God snapped his fingers and it happened.
The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing.
This want on and on throughout the group.
God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically.
By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground.
When the man’s turn came, he laughed and said,
“I wish they were all ugly again.”
--A guy dies whilst making love--
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.
A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?”
The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it up his bomb!”
The undertaker does as he is told.
On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, “It bang hurts doesn’t it!”
