I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks.
My mom asked me to set the table for dinner.
I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.
“Mom, what s this?” I asked.
“Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat,” she answered.
“Is it working?” I asked.
“Yes and no,” she explained
“I ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!”
--Johnny was lying in bed with girlfriend--
Johnny was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.
After having great lovemaking, she spent the next hour just rubbing Johnny’s balls – something she loved to do.
As Johnny was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,
“Why do you love doing that so much?”
“Because”, she replied,
“I really miss mine.”
