The Picture Diet!

I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks.

My mom asked me to set the table for dinner.

I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built young woman.

“Mom, what s this?” I asked.

“Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to overeat,” she answered.

“Is it working?” I asked.

“Yes and no,” she explained
“I ve lost 15 pounds, but your dad has gained 20!”
--Johnny was lying in bed with girlfriend--
Johnny was lying in bed with his new Thai girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.

After having great lovemaking, she spent the next hour just rubbing Johnny’s balls – something she loved to do.

As Johnny was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,

“Why do you love doing that so much?”

“Because”, she replied,

“I really miss mine.”