Grandma funnies

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God asks the nun

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A blind guy on a bar stool

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Three women were sitting around

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Two women are on a girls’ night out

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An elderly faithful man died and went to heaven

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A old man is having his annual checkup

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better,”...

A old man ordered one hamburger

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A wealthy man and his wife

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At 85 years of age, wally married anne, a lovely 25 year old.

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Elderly couple gets stranded on

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A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

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Funny Joke: An old lady wanted to give her grandson $10 as a Christmas gift so she went to her bank

atOptions = { 'key' : '0b930e6552d2c9372a809f3308b5846b', 'format' : 'iframe', 'height' : 250, 'width' : 300, 'params' : {} }; document.write(''); An old lady wanted to give her grandson ten dollars as a Christmas present. So she went to her local bank to make...

A young man was walking through a supermarket. The old lady is genius.

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Two well-dressed ladies

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Brian proposed to Jill

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A young man and woman got married

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The Story Of Naughty Old Harold

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Celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary

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A woman starts dating a doctor.

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Father to Daughter : Go Get Married on Twitter

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97 Year Old Midwife Gets One Last Wish Before Going To Heaven

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Her Daughter Is Pregnant

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An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go.

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A mother gives her daughter a strange lesson and it proves to be a Lesson For Life

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