An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup.
The doctor asks him how he’s feeling.
“I’ve never been better,” he replies.
“I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?”
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says,
“Well, let me tell you a story.
I know a guy who’s an avid hunter.
He never misses a season.
But, one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he’s walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front of him?
He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle.
BAM The beaver drops dead in front of him.”
“That’s impossible!” said the old man in disbelief, “Someone else must have shot that beaver.”
--Wife play a game for husband’s full month’s salary
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Wife: “Honey let’s play a game?”
Husband: “Ok, what is the game all about?”
Wife: “If I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room and touch the wall.
And if I mention a bird you will run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary for the month.” Husband: “Ok and if you fail, I will have your salary too right?” Wife: (smile) “Yes darling.”
Husband: “Ok” (stood up and was ready to run to any direction) Wife: “Are u ready?” Husband: “Yes, ready.”
Wife: “Turkey” It has been 4 hours now the husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the country or the bird.
