A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife,
“Wife, we’re going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog.”
The wife grimaces, “But I don’t like fishing!”
“Look! We’re going fishing and that’s final.”
“Do I have to go fishing with you… I really don’t want to go!”
“Right I’ll give you three choices… 1 You come fishing with me and the dog… 2 You give me a BLOW JOB…. 3 or you take it up the ass!”
The wife grimaces again, “But I don’t want to do any of those things!”
“Wife I’ve given you three options. You’ll HAVE to do one of them! I’m going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!”
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, “Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?”
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, “O.K. I’ll give you a blow job!” “Great!” He says and drops his pants.
The wife is on her knees doing business.
Suddenly she stops, and looks up at her Husband, “Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting… It tastes all shitty!”
“Yes!” says her husband “The dog didn’t want to go fishing either.”
--You’ve got to make love to me this very moment--
A pr'o's't'it'ute standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past.
She hasn’t had a customer for a while so she whistles at him and says,
“Hey, would you like to have some fun time with me?”The old man said,
“But I won’t be able to…”Pr'o'st'it'ute:
“C’mon man…. give it a try… “Old man says okay.
They go in. The old man whips out his dick and fucks the
daylights out of her for 30 minutes.When he’s done, the
Afterward, she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”
She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”
