An old lady wanted to give her grandson ten dollars as a Christmas present.
So she went to her local bank to make a withdrawal.
The old lady handed her bankcard to the teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10.”
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100, please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why.
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules, please leave if there is no further matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds and handed her card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance.
She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, “You have $300,000 in your account, but the bank doesn’t have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back again tomorrow?”
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to three thousand dollars.
“Well please let me have $3000 now.”
The teller, with a kind smile, handed $3000 to her.
The old lady put $10 in her purse and said,…
“Please deposit this $2990 back into my account.”…
Moral of the story:
Respect your seniors. They know how to get around the rules!…
--A old man and old woman --
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when one day the old woman died.
The entire family showed up to the funeral.
Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there.
About two months later a priest saw the old man out there with his dog and decided to go talk to the old man.
“Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every day to visit your wife’s grave and we just think that so sweet.
We were all wondering if the dog is something that was special to your wife since you always bring it out here with you.”
“No, actually I bring the dog out here to pee on the grave.
I’d do it myself, but I’d get arrested for indecent exposure!”
