A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses had big parts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for money.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because the restaurant had no steps and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch….
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because they had never been there before.
-- She suggested that he shave his beard--
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she suggested that he shave his beard.
She said, ”OK Ken i like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face”.
Ken replied, “My wife loves this beard. There is no way I could shave it. She would kill me”.
His girlfriend pleaded, ”Oh please”…?
Again in a nice little voice,
Ken sighed and finally gave in and shaved his face smooth.
That night, Ken crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping…
His wife woke up, reached over and felt his face and said,
”Oh Tony you shouldn’t be here, my husband will be home soon”.
