Tips from Grandma- Don’t go where you’re not invited.
Don’t talk about what you don’t know.
Don’t open the fridge in other people’s house.
Don’t call someone after nine o’clock at night.
Don’t visit someone at lunch.
Don’t enter other people’s bedroom without permission.Always flush the toilet when you use it.- Always, always ~ speak the truth.- Please Thank You are good words ~ use them often.- Love the soul of people, not their physical ~ it is what is inside that matters.- >Be kind to your fellow humans all living things.- Give from the little you have, expect nothing in return.- Be conscious of your words ~ they matter!- Wake up be grateful.- Pray daily, because prayer brings peace to our heart soul …
--Typical Blonde--
She explained to her husband that the devil made her buy the sexy dress
A pastor was enraged when he found a bill for a $250 dress in his wife’s purse.
“How could you do this?” the pastor cried. “You know we’re on an incredibly tight budget!”
“I know,” the woman said, “but the devil himself was shopping with me. He convinced me the dress looked so good I had to buy it!”
The pastor consoled his wife with a hand on her shoulder.
“In those moments, my love, you’ve got to yell out loud, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’”
“I did that,” the wife explained, “and then the cheeky devil said,”…
“‘The dress looks even better from back here!’”
