It was a bitter divorce, after four years of marriage and two children it was over.
Sam showed up in court together with his ex to see what the verdict would be.
Finally, after a long court case, the verdict was decided.
“Ok”, said the judge, turning to Sam,
“I am rewarding your ex-wife Ann $470 dollars a month.”
“That’s really kind of you, and I really appreciate it”, said Sam.
“I’ll try to send her a little bit from time to time myself.”
-- Johnny And Billy Are Walking To The Church--
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer.
Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying:
Little Johnny. “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So, Billy goes up to the Priest and asks.
“Father, may I smoke while I pray?”
The Priest replies.
“No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
Billy goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Little Johnny says.
“I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
And so Little Johnny goes up to the Priest and asks.
“Father, may I pray while I smoke?”
To which the Priest eagerly replies.
“By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”
Moral of the story:
The approval you want depends on the way you ask for it…
