A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend.
They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:
"Hello? Oh, hi... I'm so glad that you called...Really? That's wonderful... Well, I'm happy to hear you're having such a great time... Oh, that sounds terrific... Love you, too. Okay. Bye-bye."
She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, "That was my husband telling me about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
--An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar.--
An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper
“Wanna hear a joke about blondes?”
Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave.
A guy next to the blind man leans over and whispers
“Dude, be careful. The barkeeper is blonde and an ex-soldier. The bouncer is also blonde and the reigning box champion of the city.
And then there is Joe… he’s just released from prison after he broke a dude’s jaw and his two arms. He is blond too. Are you sure you wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The old blind man takes a minute to think about that, turns on his bar chair and says
“OK, FINE… I won’t tell the joke… “
“I don’t have the time to explain that joke at least three times.”
