The wife was busy packing her clothes.
Husband – Where are you going?
Wife – I’m moving to my mother’s.
The husband also starts packing his clothes.
Wife – Now where are you going?
Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.
Wife – And what about the kids?
Husband – Well I guess … If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother … They should move to their mother.
--Funny Joke: where do babies come from?--
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married.
One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
