One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house.
His three children were outside, still in their P.J.’s, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers thrown all about the front yard.
The door to his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house.
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.
A lamp had been knocked over, and a throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room, the TV was blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, Breakfast food was spilt on the counter, dog food was spilt on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand lay piled up by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and other piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried that she might be ill, or worse!!
He found her lounging in the bedroom, still in her pyjamas, reading a novel.
She smiled, looked up at him and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked,
“What happened here today?”
She again smiled and answered,
“you know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world did I do today?”
“Yes”, he replied reluctantly.
She answered, “We’ll, today I didn’t do it!!”
-- Funny Joke ‣ Blind Man--
Two nuns painting a room in their convent,
They decide to strip naked so they don’t get paint on their robes.
Seconds later there is a knock on the door…
“Who is it?” shouts the nuns.
“Blind man” says the voice…
The two nuns look at each other, shrug and decide no harm can come from letting a blind man in the room.
They open the door.
“Frackinhell cracking tits!!” says the man.
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