Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing
their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes
I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while
standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember
whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”
The second lady says, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the
landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my
way up or on my way down.”
The third one says, ” Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have any of
those problems, knock on wood.” As she hit her knuckles on
the table she looked up and said, “That must be the door… I’ll
get it!”
-- A Boy want a Kiss from a Girl Who Is about to Jump Off the Bridge --
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
She does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I've ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl... "
The biker commited suicide... ;)
