A poor man told his wife, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas.
So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned.
As he approached his house he got stunned with the luxurious and rich look of the house.
He knocked on the door, the servant opened.
“Is the housewife in?” he asked.
The servant replied: “Just a moment.”
The wife comes out: Wife: Wow, my man, all dressed up as a rich man after these years.
Husband: Guess what? I am rich.
Wife: How?
Husband: I went to Africa, found people walk with no underwear and sleep on sand so I began to make and sell underwear and beds.
Due to the high demand, I got rich fast.
Wife: A man, with all of your strength, had to go all the way to Africa, making beds and underwear, to get rich, and I am a little woman that stayed here, without underwear and on a single bed…I got REAL rich.
--Funny Joke – A married man having affair with his secretary--
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.
Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m.
As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home.
“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.
“Darling,” replied the man, “I can’t lie to you.
I’ve been having an affair with my secretary.
I fell asleep in her bed and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.
” The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
“You liar! You’ve been playing golf!”
