A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson.
My dear grandson,
Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you.
I went to a religious shop and found a car sticker saying: “Honk if you love God!”
I decided to buy it and stick it on the bumper of my car.
When I went away, I was in the rush hour. Almost 100 degrees outside. I was at a very busy crossroads, with lots of traffic.
I stopped there, as the traffic light was red, and I decided to thank God for everything he gave me.
Although I didn’t realize that the traffic light had turned green, I found out that there were a lot of people who loved God, because they began to honk… It was wonderful!
The man in the car behind me was, for sure, very religious, as he was honking repeatedly and shouting “For the love of God!”. Just like him, a lot of people began to honk as well. I happily smiled and waved, with my hand out of the car window.
I also noticed that a guy behind me was waving in a very special way, pointing his middle finger at me.
I asked your cousin Alex, who was with me, what that gesture meant.
He told me it was a “Hawaiian salutation”, to wish good luck!
So I began to greet everyone the same way.
Alex was laughing a lot, probably because of the marvelous religious experience he was going through.
Two men got out of their car and walked toward ours. I believe they wanted to pray with me, or perhaps they wanted to know what church I go to. But then I realized that the traffic light was green!
I greeted my brothers and sisters with my Hawaiian salutation and moved forward.
However, I also noticed that my car was the only one that moved, as the light turned red after that.
I felt bad for leaving my beloved brothers and sisters behind after we shared so much love. I stopped, got out of the car, and did my Hawaiian salutation for the last time.
Don’t forget to thank God from the bottom of your heart when you go through something wonderful, such as this marvelous experience I had with all these men and women.
Sincerely,
Your grandmother
--What Do You Suggest?--
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for 2
months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says “who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!”
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Mercedes stops in front of their house, a mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit
steps out of the Mercedes and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells
them:
Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation.
I can’t marry
her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
“Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.”
“If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000
bank account.”
“If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.”
“However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on
the man’s shoulder and tells him,
“You root her again.”
