A Mother -in -Law decides to test her three Son- in-laws for their good nature.
For this, she goes for a walk by a river with the first son-in-law jumps in.
He saves her.
The next morning he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note:
From your Mother In Law.
Next she goes for a walk by the river with the second son-in-law jumps in.
He too saves her.
The next morning he also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with note:
From your Mother In Law. Next,
she goes for a walk by a river with the third son-in-law
jumps in. He just laughs and walks away.
Next morning he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with a note:
from your Father In Law
--A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed.
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A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed
His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.
“God bless mummy, God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye grandpa”
The father asked,
“why did you say, goodbye grandpa?”
The little girl said,
“I don’t know, it just seemed like the right thing to say.”
The next morning, the family received news that the grandfather had indeed died.
The father thought that it was just a very lucky coincidence.
A few months later, he tucked her daughter into bed, and she said a prayer.
“God bless mummy, God bless daddy, goodbye grandma.”
And of course, the next day, the grandmother died.
The father realised that his daughter could predict the family deaths and that this was no coincidence.
A few weeks later, he tucked his daughter into bed, and her prayer went
“God bless mummy and goodbye Daddy.”
Her father went into shock.
He stood up all night waiting for the worse, and then sunrise came.
He decided to just stay at work the entire day to be safe.
He stayed at his office until midnight came.
When it did, nothing happened.
He breathed a sigh of relief.
When he came home, his wife asked why he was home so late.
“I had the worst day of my life.” Said the father.
“If you think your day was hard, you won’t believe what happened to me, my boss died in the middle of a meeting!”
