A little boy opened the big family Bible.
He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of it.
He picked up the object and looked at it.
It was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
“Mama, look what I found!” the boy called out.
“What have you got there, dear?”
In an astonished voice, he answered:
“I think it’s Adam’s underwear!”
--A Lady Was Reading A Newspaper--
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing.
“Listen to this,” she said.
“There’s a classified advert here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, she said,
“Would you swap me for a season ticket too?”
“Absolutely not,” he said quietly.
“How sweet,” Sarah said.
“Now tell me why not.”
“The season is more than half over.”
