Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house

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Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house.

Despite her age, she was still a real pis''tol-packin’ mama.

However, one day she fell and br''oke her leg.

An ambulance drove her to the hospital where a doctor put a cast on it.

When he was done, he warned her,

“Now don’t be walking up or down any stairs, okay?”

Anna nodded and thought that this sounded reasonable.

A few weeks later, the doctor took off the cast.

“So, can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady.

“Yes,” he replied.

“Thank goodness!” she said.

“I’m sick and tired of climbing up and down that drainpipe!”
-- Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. --
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park.
Johnny asked,
“Grandpa, are you going to take that new Viagra?”
Grandpa looks at him and says

“No Johnny, I will not.”

“But Grandpa, why?” asks little Johnny.

Grandpa replies.

“Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.”

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