Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house.
Despite her age, she was still a real pis''tol-packin’ mama.
However, one day she fell and br''oke her leg.
An ambulance drove her to the hospital where a doctor put a cast on it.
When he was done, he warned her,
“Now don’t be walking up or down any stairs, okay?”
Anna nodded and thought that this sounded reasonable.
A few weeks later, the doctor took off the cast.
“So, can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady.
“Yes,” he replied.
“Thank goodness!” she said.
“I’m sick and tired of climbing up and down that drainpipe!”
-- Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park.
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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park.
Johnny asked,
“Grandpa, are you going to take that new Viagra?”
Grandpa looks at him and says
“No Johnny, I will not.”
“But Grandpa, why?” asks little Johnny.
Grandpa replies.
“Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to.”
