It's the girl's grandmother's birthday and the whole family sits down for dinner. Things are going well until the boy starts to feel a little gassy and realizes he has to pass a little gas.
He adjusts himself on the wooden chair and squeaks out a barely audible fart.
His girlfriend's mom looks down under his seat and says, "Spot!" The boy looks down and realizes that the family dog is sitting under his chair and everyone thinks the dog is the offending party.
Relieved, the boy continues eating and trying to make awkward small talk.
A few minutes later, he feels his stomach start churning again.
He glances down and notices that the dog is still sitting under his chair so he inconspicuously adjusts himself and without looking up from his plate, lets out another slightly more audible fart.
Again, the mom speaks out, a little more forcibly this time, "Spot!" The boy looks around and thanks Spot to himself for taking the heat.
Dinner continues and it seems to be going well. But once again, he feels the rumble.
He looks down and sees that to his great fortune, Spot is still there and ready to make another noble sacrifice.
This time however, the boy thinks "OK, this time, I'm going to just let it all out.
Spot can take the blame and I won't have to worry about the gas the rest of the meal." So he leans forward just a bit and lets out a monstrous, reverberating fart.
The mom slams her hand on the table and this time shouts, "SPOT! Get out from under there before he shits on you!!!"
--Angry God--
A woman just had a baby but as glad as his husband was, he was bit confused too that what should he named his first born child.
He prayed for god and god appeared infront of him.
The man asked the god to help him name his son.
The god was angry that he called him for this small work and cursed him that the first two name his son speaks of, they will die. Worried that his son would obviously say mom and dad first, he went home.
As the day passed, his son started to speak and the first word he said was 'Mom' as soon as the son said the word, his wife died. Now he was more frightened as he was next.
Next day his son again said the second word, this time the word was 'Dad' but as to his surprise his neighbor guy died.
