A college professor is experiencing a “slow-down” in his s.e.x-life with his wife…
… so he is trying to figure out how to spice it up.
He is hearing that there is a foreign student who has a lot of luck with girls on the campus so he decides to ask him for advice.
“Paolo, how are you doing it?”
“Well, professor, right before I am about to do it with a girl, I whip my junk out and slam it on a wall 3 times.
Girls love it for some reason.”
The professor decides to take the rest of the day off to surprise his wife and have a “romantic” afternoon.
He comes home and hears that his wife is taking a shower.
He undresses and walks into the bathroom.
There is steam on the shower glass so his wife is not seeing him just yet…
… He whips out his “package” and slams it on the glass shower door 3 times.
His wife jumps up and down excitedly: “Paolo, is that you?”
👇Joke👇 :This Dog Kept Wandering Into Her Yard
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: ‘I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
‘He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 he’s trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?
