Little Johnny's grandma is visiting...
NSFW: Little Johnny's Grandma is visiting the family for the weekend...
After a nice dinner and chatting, everybody goes to bed; Johnny to his room, his parents to theirs, and Grandma to the guest bedroom.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny bursts into his parents' room exclaiming,
"Mom! Dad! Grandma's got a shrimp!!"
Bleary eyed, they both wake up confused, asking what Johnny could possibly be talking about. "Go back to bed Johnny, it's 2 am.."
"No I'm serious", Johnny insisted. "It's a huge shrimp, you gotta see it!"
Reluctantly, they stumble down the hallway to figure out what Johnny could possibly mean by 'shrimp'.
As they open the guest bedroom door, Mom and Dad gasp. Grandma was snoring away on the bed, spread-eagle and completely na.ked.
"There it is! That's the shrimp!" Johnny exclaimed, pointing between her legs.
Johnny's parents were mortified, and scrambled to find the words to explain the situation.
"Uhh, Johnny.. That's um.. Well.... You know.. Well you don't but uhh..", Dad stammered.
"It's your Grandma's cli.toris Johnny, NOT a shrimp" Mom chimed in. "I'm sorry you had to see that sweetie, let's get you back in bed."
As they closed the door and walked down the hallway, Johnny mutters,
"A clit.-oris, huh? Well, it sure *tasted* like a shrimp!"
--A girl was a p.r./o.$t.it , but she didn’t want her grandma to know--
A girl was a p.r.o.$t.it ute, but she didn’t want her grandma to know.
One day, the police raided a whole group of pro/$ti/tutes at a se.x party in a hotel and the girl was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, the girl’s grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.
Grandma asked, “Why are you standing in line here, dear?”
Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, the girl told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
“Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself,” and she proceeded to the back of the line.
A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the pr.o$ti/tutes.
When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, “Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?”
Grandma replied,
“Oh, it’s easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry.”
