A father waits for his son to come home from school. The son is an hour late.
"Where were you?" asks the father.
Son: "I helped a Granny cross the road!"
Father: "I'm proud of you! Such a fine deed deserves to be rewarded - here's $5."
The next day, the father is waiting again.
The son shows up with a friend.
"Why are you late? and who's that with you?" asks the father.
"He's a classmate. We helped two Grannies cross the road!" says the Son.
The father, impressed: "That's wonderful. You both deserve to be rewarded - here's $5 each!"
The next day the father is waiting again. Several hours pass before the son shows up after school.
Behind him are most of his classmates.
The father, surprised: "Why are you so late from school, and who are all these kids?"
"They are my classmates." says the Son "We worked together to help a dozens Grannies cross the road."
"That's great!" says the father "here's $5 for your efforts."
"Father, since they all pitched in, you should reward them too."
"Helping old ladies cross the road is a simple task. Why did so many of you need to pitch in?"
"Because the grannies resisted."
--Little Johnny walks into the bathroom only to find his granny bathing--
“What’s that?” little Johnny asks his granny, pointing down between her legs.
“That’s my beaver honey”.
“Oh.” Johnny replies and walks away.
A few hours later little Johnny walks into the bathroom this time to find his mother bathing.
“What’s that?”, little Johnny asks his mother, pointing down between her legs.
“That’s my beaver honey”, replies his mother.
“Oh” says Johnny. “Well I think grannies’ is dead ‘cause it’s tongue’s sticking out”.
