Right next to his body we found this note...
Nobody should be blamed for my death. I took my own life because the pain was too much
. It started when I married a widow that had a daughter, oh what a mistake.
My father who was also a widower fell in love an married my wife's daughter.
So now my wife was the mother-in-law of her father-in-law. My stepdaughter became my stepmother and my father also became my son-in-law!! In time my stepmother had a daughter that was my sister and granddaughter of my wife. So I ended up being my sister's grandfather.
At last my wife gave birth to my son, that was the brother of my stepmother, brother-in-law of my father,
grandson of his sister and my uncle! My wife was daughter-in-law of her own daughter
, I the stepfather of my stepmother with my father and his wife as stepsons, my son as my great-grandson and uncle of his aunt. Oh and I ended up being my own grandfather
. **I say goodbye to this world because I don't know who the hell I am anymore**
--One day, Billy's teacher asked him, " I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"--
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle.
" "Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle." "Billy, don't stand there and lie to me.
We're going to the principal's office right now!" >The teacher grabbed Billy, and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, " Stop lying, Billy.
You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?" Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart." That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!" Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies.
His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!" Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage.
" Billy sat up straight and said, "I ***KNEW*** that damn thing had wheels!"
