A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model.
They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalized.
When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, “Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes.
You’ll never need to worry about money.”
“Oh, sweetheart, please don’t talk that way,” his young wife exclaimed.
“You’ve been so good to me already. If you go, I’ll be devastated.
Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please, tell me what I can do?”
“Well,” the old man gasped, “you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters.”
--A Man Asked Advice For Wife’s B’day Gift--
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says,
“I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I’m stumped.”
His buddy says,
“I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!”
The first fellow does just that.
The next day, his buddy asks,
“Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?”
“She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours!'”
