Grandma funnies

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Fondness Of Women's Sacrifice

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A woman died and found herself standing outside

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97-year-old woman has final wish before dying, she should of been careful about what she asked for

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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again

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A man and his wife were having an argument in bed

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Funny Joke ‣ Quick Wit

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night

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A grandson asked his grandpa

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The Diaries Of A Married Couple

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A POORLY DRESSED WOMAN ENTERED A FANCY RESTAURANT

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Funny Joke: A Hotel Checkin

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I Feel Just Like A Newborn Baby

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A Young Man Walks Into A Welfare Office

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A Cleaning Lady Was Applying For A New Position

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Man Had A Dream About Number 5

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The Old Man Placed Order For One Hamburger

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The Butter – Humor