I got chatting to a girl in a club.
“Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked.
“Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied, “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”
“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on then, I’ll have a white wine please.”
A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
While I was putting my clothes back on she said, “So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed.
Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend ?”
I said, “My wife found out.”
--Bubbles and Barbie two blonde sisters--
Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.
Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise.
They set off from Clear water Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.
After a while Bubbles says, ‘Do you think we’re out far enough, Barbie?’
Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said, ‘nope, not yet Bubbles’.
So they row a little farther…. Again Bubbles asks Barbie, ‘Do you think were out far enough now?
Once again Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says, ‘No, this will never do, the water is only up to my chest.’
So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbies lips over the side and disappears.
Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface gasping for breath.
‘Well is it deep enough yet,Sis?’
‘Yes, finally. Hand me the shovel.’
