Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at the stainless steel, still deep in conversation:
But Paddy could hardly ignore the fact that Mick was very well endowed.
“I say, ‘tis a remarkable dong you have there.” Paddy was prompted to remark.
“Wasn’t always that way.” Replied Mick. “Medical science can do wonders with transplants these days.” He said.
“I got this done in Dublin. It costs me twenty thousand euros, but as you can see, well worth it.”
Paddy was envious.
In fact, he packed his bag that night and drove to Dublin.
It was a good six months later before he ran into Mick once again and he could hardly wait to tell him that he had taken his advice and was well pleased with the result.
“You were diddled. I got mine for ten thousand euros only.” Said Paddy.
Mick could hardly believe it. Same address in Dublin, same doctor.
Thinking that he had been ripped off, he asked Paddy if he could have a look.
Once more they lined up at the stainless steel and when Mick took a peek, the worried frown which had creased his face disappeared and he started laughing.
“Why are you laughing?”
“No wonder you got it at half price.” Mick laughed.
“That’s my old one!”
--The Little Sexy Housewife Was Having Her TV Repaired--
The little sexy housewife was having her TV repaired.
The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her.
Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck right out of joint looking at her:
When he’d finished she paid him and said.
“I’m going to make a well unusual request. But you have to first promise me you’ll keep it a secret.”
The repairman quickly agreed and she went on.
“Well, it’s kind of embarrassing to talk about, but while my husband is a kind, decent man sigh he has a certain physical weakness. A certain disability. Now, I’m a woman and you’re a man.”
The repairman could hardly speak.
“Yes! Yes!”
“And since I’ve been wanting to ever since you came in the door.”
“Yes; yes!”
“Would you help me move the refrigerator?”
