A married woman walks up to a doctor and
tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in love making.
Doctor then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills.
He tells her to give them a try and then let him know how it’s working.
So she takes the pills home and puts one pill in her husband’s Christmas dinner.
That night, they make love for one hour. The next day, she’s running around thrilled and happy.
“Oh, my God. I can’t believe how well that worked,” she thinks to herself.
That night she puts two pills in his food and that night they make love for two hours.
The next day, she’s even more thrilled, so she dumps all the pills in his food.
Two weeks go by without any word from this woman, so doctor decides to give her a call.
A little boy answers the phone. Doctor says, “Little boy, is your mother home?”
“No, she’s…who’s this?” the little boy asks.
“I’m a friend of your mother’s and I gave her some pills to help her out a couple of weeks ago.
Maybe you know how it’s going?” “That was you?!” the little boy says.
“Let me tell you. Mom’s dead, sister’s pregnant, my a**s hurts and Dad’s in the attic going, ‘Here kitty, kitty, kitty. “
--A pro Rugby player with tattoos on body--
A very tall man walks into a bar…
and a lady recognizes him as a pro Rugby player.
They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
“What’s that for?” the lady questions.”
Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.
“Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again.”
Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.
“Then the man drops his underwear and on his unit he has a tattoo that says A-I-D-S.
The lady screams: “Don’t tell me you have A-I-D-S!
“The man replies: “No, no…!!!
Calm down…!!!It will say ADIDAS in a minute.
