Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: “Mommy what’s that?”
Somewhat flustered she quickly replies: “Well dear that is my sponge.” Content with her answer off he goes…
Later he runs into the living room and asks “Mommy may I play with your sponge?”
Again his mother is flustered and quickly states “Why, no you may not, I lost it.”
O.K. this pacifies him and back out to play.
Later Johnny races into the kitchen yelling “Mommy I found the sponge, I found the sponge.”
Confused the mother asks “You did and where did you find it?”
Johnny proudly stated “The maid is got it and she is washing Daddy’s face with it.”
--Things You Never Use:Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman.
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“That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!”
“Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you at least let me explain?”
“Fine, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied.
“Well, I was driving home when I saw this poor young lady sitting at the side of the road, barefoot, torn clothes, covered in mud and sobbing,” explained Glen.
“I immediately took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up.
She got into the car and I brought her home. After she took a shower, I gave her a pair of the underwear that doesn’t fit you anymore,
the dress that I bought you last year that you never wore, the pair of shoes you bought but never used and even gave her some of the turkey you had in the refrigerator but didn’t serve to me.”
“Then,” Glen continued, “I showed her to the door and she thanked me.
As she was walking down the step, she turned around and asked me, ‘Is there anything else your wife doesn’t use anymore?'”
