A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better.
Two buses were hired, one for the mothers -in-law and the other for the daughters-in- law.
Unfortunately the bus with the mothers-in-law was involved in an accident and all the passengers died on the spot.
The daughters in law (women being women) shed a few tears but they were all puzzled by one sister who wailed uncontrollably for what they perceived to be her loss.
Her friend asked her, “Forgive me for asking but why are you crying so hard, I didn’t realize u were so close to your mother-in-law?”
To which she replied, “No we are not close at all, she missed the bus!”
--A old man and wife have gone to bed --
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football!”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score!”
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7!”
Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score!”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!”
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail.
Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.
The wife looks and says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man replied, “Half-time, Switch sides!”
