.jpg)
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table.
He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it’s true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.
The man grinned and said, ‘Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come to my apartment and let me prove it to you?’
The man grinned and said, ‘Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come to my apartment and let me prove it to you?’
The old woman considered she might never get an offer like this again and was curious to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a £50 note
Blushing, he said, ‘Well, thank you, I’m really flattered. Nobody has ever paid me for my ‘services’ before!’
‘Don’t be flattered’ she replied… ‘Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit…’
Women can be so cruel !!
--Funny Jokes: A boy dares a girl to climb a tree--
A boy dares a girl to climb a tree one day. The girl does it, while the boy is looking from right under her.
That night the girl tells her mother about the dare and the mother says that the boy only wanted her to climb the tree so that he could look up her skirt and see her panties.
The next day the girl sees the boy again and he dares her. She climbs and he looks up again. Her mother spots her and tells her to come down.
They go home and the mother asks why she climbed again
They go home and the mother asks why she climbed again when she was informed that the boy is only daring her to climb to see her panties. To which the girl responds: "But mom, I did listen to you.
I didn't wear any panties today!"
