Suzy asked her big sister Samantha how babies are made.
Samantha explains it to her.
“I still don’t get it? Can you show me.”
Suzy says.
“OK. Tonight, I will let you watch will my boyfriend, Jack and I bang.”
That night, Jack laid Samantha 5 times but Suzy still didn’t understand.
The next night Jack was tired of Suzy watching so he offered to have lovemaking with her.
“OK but I don’t want Samantha to watch”
So Samantha went outside.
They are in there for almost an hour and when they come out Jack is smiling like crazy.
“That was fun but I still don’t get it.”
Says Suzy.
The next day the same thing happened.
And the next day.
Finally 2 weeks later Samantha comes home crying.
“Whats wrong,” Suzy says.
“Jack dumped me. He said there was someone better.”
Said Samantha.
“Let’s go talk to him maybe we can change his mind,” said Suzy.
When they got there Jack said he made up his mind and there was nothing they could do to change it.
Then he asked to speak to Suzy privately.
He pulled off all of Suzy’s clothes and started to bang her.
“OK,” Jack said kissing Suzy’s neck “I broke up with Samantha now tell me how you got to be so good in bed.”
“Fine.” She replied, “I asked all my other sisters how babies are made.”
--Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning--
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making a lot of mistakes.
Suddenly his dad screams ” bitchss and asses!”
Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied ” aunts and uncles” Oh.
Next thing he hears is “dikks and pusiees!” Johnny asks ” what’s that mean?”
To which his dad replied ” uh coats and hats.
“Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling ” fukking, fukk, fukk, Fukk”
” what does that mean dad?”
And his dad yells ” cut Johnny, it means cut!!!” Oh.
Next week is Thanks ...
Next week is Thanks giving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says
” Hey bitchss and asses, hang your dikks and pussiees here, dad’s in the kitchen fukking the turkey.
