Two female co-workers are chatting it up

Two female co-workers are chatting it up,
and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year.
One girl says “The last 3 boyfriends I’ve had, I’ve named after soda pops.
The first one I called 7 Up, because he had 7 inches and he knew how to keep it up.
The second one I called mountain dew, because when it came to mounting he knew what to do.
The third I called Jack Daniels.
Then the other girl interrupts saying “Hold on a minute.
Isn’t Jack Daniels hard liquor ?
The girl smiles and says “YES IT IS
--Funny Joke : An Italian Girl--
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.
“Thank you, honey”, she says.
“What would you like me to bring back for you?”
He laughs and says, “An Italian girl!”
When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks, “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good,” she replies.
“And what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” she asks.
“The one I asked for- an Italian girl!”
“Oh, that,” she says. “Well, I did what I could. Now we have to wait nine months to see if it’s a girl.”