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The little Johnny is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet.
So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the Little Johnny yells at the top of his voice,
“I GOTTA P I' S' S! I GOTTA P' I 'S 'S!”
Well, needless to say, the mother is mortified at her son’s language in front of her guests and scolds the young boy. “Johnny, we do NOT shout that kind of language in front of mummy’s guests! Next time, just whisper, okay?”
The little boy nods sheepishly.
His mum takes him to the bathroom and tucks him back into bed.
The next night, little Johnny is busting to go to the toilet again.
So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and there is his mother, having a glass of wine with her friends.
“Mum! I gotta whisper, I gotta whisper!” Mum excuses herself and takes Johnny to the bathroom, smiling at her son’s innocent mistake, but relieved that he was at least more discreet than last time. She takes Johnny back upstairs and tucks him into bed. “Well done, sweetie,” she says, kissing him goodnight, “that was much more polite.” A few nights go by, and lo and behold, the little Johnny is busting to go to the toilet again.
So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and there is his dad watching TV. “Dad!” Johnny says softly, “I gotta whisper, I gotta whisper!” “Aw, is that so, little buddy?” says dad, his eyes fixed on the television. “Come on over here and whisper in daddy’s ear.”
--The Husband And His Young Wife--
The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship.
The wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty housemaid and set a trap for him.
One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend without informing the husband. When they went to bed that night, the husband told the old story,
“Excuse me, my dear…
Stomach”, and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife immediately ran down the corridor, up the back stairs and into the maid’s bed.
She had just time to switch off the light when he quietly entered………..
He wasted neither time nor words
but quickly took out his gun, laid on top of her and beat her like there was no tomorrow.
When he had finished, still panting, the woman said, “You didn’t expect to find me in this bed, did you?” and switched on the light. “No, madam,” said the gardener.
