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A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors.
At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
“$50” she replies
The man agrees and gives her the paint and brushes and goes back in the house.
The man’s wife overheard their conversation and asked him if she had realized that the porch goes all around the house.
“She should. She was standing on it”
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” the man asked.
“Yeah, and i had paint left over so i gave two coats.”
Impressed the man reaches for the money
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “it’s not a porch. Its a Lexus.”
-- The young couple invited their aged parson for Sunday dinner.
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While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
“Goat,” the little boy replied.
“Goat?” replied the startled man of the cloth, “Are you sure about that?”
“Yep,” said the youngster.
“I heard Pa say to Ma, ‘Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.’”
