Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without s'e':x
for
several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some t'a'il.
When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn't going to waste any of her girls on these two old men.
So she used "blow-up" dolls instead.
She put the dolls in each man's room and left them to their business.
After the two men were finished, they started for home and got to talking.
The first man said, "I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned... how was it for you?"
The second man replied, "I think mine was a witch."
The first man asked, "How's that?"
"Well," said the second man, "when I nibbled on her breast... she farted and flew out the window!"
--HILARIOUS DIRTY COMEDY JOKE: 85 YEAR OLD GRANDPA V/S VIAGRA--
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks.
“Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” “And
the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be better. The young nurses really take care of you.” “What about
sleeping? Do you sleep OK?” “No problem at all — nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock
they bring me a cup of hot chocolate a Viagra tablet .. and that’s it. I go out like a light.”
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the nurse in
charge.
“What are you people doing?” he says, “I am told you are giving an 85-year-old
Viagra on a daily basis.
Surely that can’t be true?” * * * * * * * * * “Oh, yes,” replied the
nurse. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate & a Viagra tablet. It
works wonderfully well.
The chocolate makes him sleep… and the Viagra stops him from
rolling out of bed.”
