A woman goes to a doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. You see, I was born with 3 lady parts. What can you do for me?”
The doctor gets the woman onto the table and examines her.
Sure enough, she has three lady parts, side by side.
After a moments thought the doctor goes to his desk, opens a draw and gets out a roll of duct tape.
He then proceeds to tear off two strips and places them over the woman’s two outer lady parts.
“OK then,” says the doctor when he’s finished, “you can get dressed and go now.”
“Has that cured my problem then?” asks the woman.
“Not really,” says the doctor, “but at least it’ll stop you getting bang left and right.”
--An elderly gentleman of 90 arrives in France by plane--
At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
“You have been to France before, Monsieur?” the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
“Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready.”
The British gentleman says,
“The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”
“Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!”
The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained;
“Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to.”
