An old, blue-blooded, millionaire decides that he wants to get married, but he wants to marry a vi''r'g'in.
One is not so easy to find in this day and age,
But he starts scouring the country in search of his v'.i'r'g'in.
After a few months of looking, the millionaire is out on a date one night, and he thinks he may have finally found his honey.
The woman seems extremely innocent, so after dinner, as they’re riding in the back of his limousine, the man whips out his c0ck.
“Oh my goodness!” exclaims the woman.
“What in the world is that?”
“You don’t know what this is?” asks the millionaire.
“Oh, no!” replies the woman. “I’ve never seen anything like that in my whole life!”
The man puts his dick away, reaches over, and starts hugging the woman.
“I love you!” he cries.
“I’m going to marry you! I’m going to make you the richest, happiest woman in the whole world!”
A month later they get married.
On their wedding night in the hotel room, the husband sits down on the bed next to his wife.
He pulls out his pen!s and says to her,
“Are you sure you’ve never seen anything like this?”
“Never,” says the woman, her eyes wide with wonder.
“Well,” explains the man, “this is my c0ck.”
“No, it’s not!” says the woman, in total disbelief.
“It’s not?” asks the puzzled millionaire.
“No,” answers his wife.
“C0cks are twelve inches and black!”
--Husband Want To Impress His Wife In Bed--
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named Bubba, comes into pee.
The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how immensely endowed Bubba is.
He can’t help himself and asks Bubba what his secret is.
“Well,” says Bubba,
“Every night before I climb into bed with a girl, I whack my penis on the bedpost three times.
It works, and it sure impresses the girls!”
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night.
So before climbing into bed with his wife, he took out his penis and whacked it three times on the bedpost.
His wife, half-asleep, said,
“Bubba? Is that you?”
