Dear God, Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
Tom L.Dear God, I went to this wedding on Sunday and they kissed right in the church! Is that O.K.?NeilDear God,If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.Mickey D.Dear God,Please send me a pony.
I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.BruceDear God,If you give me a genie lamp like in Aladdin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.
RaphaelDear God,Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.GregDear God,Please send Dennis Clark to another camp this summer.
PeterDear God,You don't have to worry about me.
I look both ways.DeanDear God,Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?DougDear God,I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair.Sam Dear God,I am American.
What are you?RobertDear God,If you didn't let the dinosaur become extinct, we wouldn't have this country.
You did the right thing.JonathanDear God,Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other if they had their own rooms.
It works with my brother.LarryDear God,I do not think anybody could be a better God.
Well, I just want you to know that I am not saying that because you are God already.CharlesDear God,I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Thursday.
That was cool!Eugene-
--A Couple Whose Marriage Was Going On The Rocks--
A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor.
The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant.
“So,” said the counsellor,
“you know the consequences and you want to part. Remember this. You must divide your property equally.”
The wife flared up.
“You mean the $4,000 I have saved up? I must give him half? My money?”
“Yes,” said the counsellor.
“He gets $2,000. You get $2,000.”
“What about my furniture? I paid for that.”
“The same thing,” answered the counsellor.
“Your husband gets the bedroom and the living room; you get the dining room and the kitchen.”
There was a challenging gleam in the wife’s eye.
“What about our three children?”
That stumped him. Shrewdly he assayed the situation, then he came up with a Solomonic answer.
“Go back and live together until your fourth child is born. Then you take two children and your husband takes two.”
The wife shook her head.
“No, I’m sure that wouldn’t work out. If I depended on him, I wouldn’t have the three I got.”
