One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.
She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?”
The wife replies, “No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want.”
So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says,
“You know Sara, you have the greatest fronts I have ever seen.
I’d give you a hundred buck just to see one.”
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell – a hundred bucks!
She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds.
He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and guy then says, “That was so amazing I’ve got to see both of them.
I’ll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together.”
Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not?
So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later Tony arrives back home from the store.
The wife goes up to him, “You know, your friend Chris came over.”…
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, “Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”
--A guy has asking the prettiest girl --
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him.
He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine.
On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot.
They start necking and he’s getting pretty excited.
He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she’s a pure and wants to stay that way.
“Well, okay,” he says, “how about a blow job?”
“Yuck!” she screams.
“I’m not putting that thing in my mouth!”
He says, “Well, then, how about a hand job?”
“I’ve never done that,” she says. “What do I have to do?”
“Well,” he answers, “remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?”
She nods.
“Well, it’s just like that.”
So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it.
A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of his ear and he screams out in pain.
“What’s wrong?!” she cries out.
“Take your thumb off the end!!”
