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An old man and an old woman are together every night.
They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together.
All they ever do is sit on the couch buck undressed and watch TV while she holds his wiener.
Every night, like clockwork, they do this sit on the couch watching TV while she holds his wiener.
One night he doesn’t show up.
Then a second night goes by no show. She calls him up.
“Where you been?” “Oh I’ve been down at what’s her name’s.”
“What are you doing there?”
“Pretty much the same thing we do sitting undressed on the couch watching TV while she holds my wiener.”
“Well, what does she have that I don’t have?”
--A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair--
One afternoon they couldn’t contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love.
When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o’clock that night.
They got dressed quickly.
Then the man asked his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn.
Bewildered, she did as he asked, thinking him pretty weird.
The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door.
Upset, she asked where he’d been. The man replied, “I can not tell a lie.
My secretary and I are having an affair.
Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep.
That’s why I’m late.”
The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes, and yelled, “I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU LIAR! You’ve been playing golf again, haven’t you?”
