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A rather old fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language, was planning a weeks holiday in Sydney with her husband, so she wrote to a particular camping ground and asked for a reservation.
She wanted to make sure that the camping ground was fully equipped, but didn’t know quite how to ask about the toilet facilities She just couldn’t bring herself to write the word “toilet” in her letter.
After much thought, she finally came up with the old fashioned term “Bathroom closet” but when she wrote it down, she still thought she was being too forward, so she started all over again, rewrote the letter, and referred to the bathroom closet as the “Does the camping ground have its own ” is what she wrote.
Well, the camping ground owner was not old fashioned, and he just couldn’t figure out what the old lady was talking about.
So he showed the letter around a few of the campers and the only thing they could come up with was that stood for Baptist Church, so he wrote the following reply:
Dear Madam,I regret very much the delay in answering your letter, but I now take the pleasure of informing you that a is located nine miles north of our camping ground, and is capable of seating 250 people at one tim
I admit that it is quite a distance away if you are in the habit of going regularly but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number of campers go there and many take their lunches along and make a day of it
They usually arrive nice and early and stay quite late. The last time my wife and I went was six years ago, and it was so crowded we had to stand up the whole time we were there.
It may interest you to know that there is a special supper planned there to raise money to buy more seats so that everyone will be able to sit in comfort.
I would like to say that it pains me very much not to be able to go more regularly, but it is surely no lack of desire on my part, just that I am so busy most of the time.
As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort to go, especially in the cold weather If you decide to come down to our camping ground perhaps I could go with you the first time you go, sit with you and introduce you to all the other folks.
Remember this is a very friendly community….
--Funny Jokes: The young salesman finally tell his fiancee --
The young salesman finally plucked up the courage to tell his fiancee that he was breaking off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
“Can she cook like I can?” asked the distraught fiancee
“Not even on her best day!” replied the salesman.
“Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?”
“No, she’s broke”, the salesman said in agreement.
“Well then, is this all about ‘relations’?” cried out the devastated woman.
“No, nobody does it like you babe,” assured the salesman.
“Then what is it?” she screamed “What can she do that I can’t”?
The salesman sighed, took a deep breath, looked his ex-fiancee straight in the eyes and said, “She can sue me for child support.”
And then it hit him… the four slice toaster he had bought for her the previous birthday….
