Having a bad day? Well, there’s no better treatment for a bad day than having a good laugh.
In the following story, you’ll hear about an old lady that was stopped by a police officer because she was carrying around a lot of cash.
When the police officer questions where she received all this money from, the old lady responds with a story that had me laughing out loud…
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”
“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.
A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden.
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Not everybody pays.”
--A Couple Made A Deal--
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is s*x after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact:
” Marion… Marion “
“Is that you, Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back as we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have s*x. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course.
I have s*x again, bathe in the warm sun and then have s*x a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have s*x the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it’s back to golf course again.
Then it’s more s*x until late at night. I catch some much-needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”
“Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”
“No — I’m a rabbit in Kent’.Click to read next joke
