A small church had a very attractive big-bre'a'st'ed organist, Penny, and her br'ea'sts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So one of the ladies approached Penny very discreetly about the problem, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and over her breasts.
This should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up, and you won’t be able to talk properly for a while.
The big-breasted organist reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said, “Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday”😂
--A Koala Bear Walks Into A Bar--
A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a BLT sandwich.
The Koala eats the BLT sandwich, gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and proceeds to walk out of the bar.
The bartender, in shock, shouts to the Koala,
“Hey, who do you think you are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and just where do you think you’re going!?”
The Koala replies,
“Hey, I’m a Koala. Look it up.”
The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up Koala:
The dictionary said
“n. a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves.”
