Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
Fromunder the blanket she notices four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
-Hi darling, he says,
-Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you said hello to them.
--An Old Lady Tells Preacher She Has No Enemies--
The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.”
He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question. Now about 80% held up their hands.
He then repeated his question once more.
All responded, except one elderly lady.
“Mrs Johnson, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have aпy.”
“Mrs Johnson, that is very unusual. How old are you?”
“Ninety-three,” she replied.
“Mrs. Johnson, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?”
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle aпd said,
“I outlived every one of those idiots!”
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