A man goes to the doctor, worried about his wife’s temper.
The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The man says, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The doctor says, “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The man says, “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”
The doctor says, “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”
--I encountered a milf at a bar last night--
Although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy.
We were drinking, chatting, laughing and having a good time.
Then, she asked me flirtatiously...
"Have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"
I said, "Nope, not yet."
She drank a little more, and said "well, darling, tonight is your lucky night"
So she took me to her place...
She took out her keys...
Opens her door...
Turns on the light...
And she yells towards upstairs
"Mom, are you still awake?"
-- A man comes home after hard work--
and immediately goes to the bathroom to wash his hands. When he enters the bathroom, he sees his wife leaning over the bathtub, cleaning the bathtub. Without thinking, he takes the opportunity, lifts her skirt, and does her.
When he finished, he comes out of the toilet when to his surprise, sees his wife in the kitchen!
All confused, he asked: Honey, did your mother come to visit us?
No, my love, answered the wife, YOUR mom came over!
